Pupil Jokes / Recent Jokes
A history joke
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Speaking Latin!
Teacher: That’s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don’t know teacher. What will you give me?
A history joke
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him!
A history joke
Who invented King Arthur’s round table?
Sir Circumference!
Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I’m having trouble listening!
Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasnt built in a day!
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs! What do you call a elephant that never washes? A smellyphant! Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!" What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you! Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one!" How do you spell elephant? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t"That's not how the dictionary spells it""You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!" Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!" What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette! Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.." Why do more...
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
Why did the teacher put the lights on?
Because the class was so dim!
A history joke
How did Vikings communicate?
By norse code!
A math joke
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
A history joke
What is a forum?
Two-um plus two-um!
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!
A history joke
What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels!
A history joke
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family?
Didn’t you say there was a quack in it!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school
A math joke
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That’s not fair!
Teacher: What are you reading? Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But youre reading aloud! Pupil: But Im not listening!