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On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the airplane.. About 30minutes into the trip a stew noticed the man shakingand quivering.' Are you OK, sir?' asked the stew?' Yes, I'm fine.' said the man. Sometime later the stew noticed the man moaning, and shaking again..' Are you sure you're alright sir?'' Yes.' said the man,' but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy onboard, so I hid him down the front of my pants.'' Whats wrong?' asked the stew,' Is he not house broken?'' No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!'

One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track. He fell asleep, and while he was sleeping his tail ended up on the rail, and by that time a train came along and cut off his tail, he look around to see what happen and the train cut off his head------Do you know what the moral of the story is? Dont lose your head over a little piece of tail! !

A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "That'd be my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."
"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What kind of dog do you have?"
"Sir," answered the little man, "It's a four week old puppy."
"How could your puppy kill my Doberman?" roared the biker.
"It appears that he choked on it, sir."

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."
"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"
"Sir," answered the little man, "it's a little four week old female puppy."
"Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?"
"It appears that your dog choked on her, sir."

Whats the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, itll probably stop whining.

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, the man just hid the pup down the front of his pants and snuck him on board the airplane.

About 30 minutes into the trip, a stewardess noticed the man shaking and quivering. "Are you okay, sir?" asked the stewardess

"Yes, I'm fine," said the man.

Later, the stewardess noticed the man moaning and shaking again. "Are you sure you're alright sir?"

"Yes," said the man, "but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy on board, so I hid him down the front of my pants."

"What's wrong?" asked the stewardess. "Is he not housebroken?"

"No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!"

After being away on business for a couple of months, a salesman was finally on his way home. Feeling bad about having been away from his children for such a lengthy time, he stopped by a pet store and bought them an adorable little puppy.
Unfortunately, as he was about to board his flight, he was stopped by a flight attendant who told him that they did not allow animals.
In desperation, the man rushed to the men's room and stuffed the puppy down the front of his pants. He put on his overcoat to cover up and then boarded the plane.
When the flight attendant was making her rounds about an hour after take-off, she noticed the salesman looking very pale and fidgeting around in his seat. She asked if he was all right and he told her that he was just feeling a little airsick.
A few minutes later, she noticed that he was now sweating and squirming frantically in his seat. She approached him again and asked him if he was sure he was all right.
"Well, actually," more...