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One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I cant figure out how to get started."Her friend asks, "Whats the puzzle of?""From the picture on the box, Id guess its a tiger," replied the blonde. The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "Im afraid that no matter what I do, Im not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box.""Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde."Because, you didnt buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes."

A blond calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home? ” “Sure, ” he replies. “What’s the problem? ” “Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can’t even find the edge pieces. ” “Look on the box, ” he said. “There’s always a picture of what the puzzle is. ” “It’s a big rooster, ” she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blond wife, “Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box. ”

A blonde woman was shopping in the store when she saw a really pretty tiger puzzle, so she bought it. She took it home and started working on it. But after a while she started to get discouraged so she called her boyfriend and asked him to come help her out it together. So her boyfriend comes over and she shows him the tiger puzzle on the table. Her boyfriend looks at the puzzle pieces for a minute then says, "Honey, put the Frosted Flakes back in the box and go to bed."

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

What is a puzzle for Helon Keller said Dick?
I dont know what is it said Jhonson?
To give her a basketball!!!

Q-Why was the blonde so happy that she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A-On the box it said 2-4 years!

One day this blonde calls her friend and says, “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can’t even figure out how to start it. ”
Her friend asks, “What is it a puzzle of? ”
The blonde says, “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger. ”
Well, the friend figures that he’s pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table.
He studies them for a moment, then studies the box.
He turns to her and says, “Well, no matter what I do, I’m not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger. ”
She asks, “Oh, how come? ”
He says, “Look, never mind, let’s just relax, have a cup of coffee and we’ll put all these cornflakes back in the box”.