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51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar, order fivebottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at alarge table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begintoasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondesarrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raisingthe roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in witha picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in themiddle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing aroundthe table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51days!"The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to thetable. There in the center is a more...

A man proposed to his girlfriend with a clue that's answer was "Will You Marry Me?"

The woman was elated until she read the last clue in the puzzle: 114. Six-letter word for an agreement before marriage.

There were two blonds sitting at a bar one day. They ordered their drinks and sat at the bar for a while. Suddenly, they both stood up, slapped hands, and yelled, “Fifty-five! ” The bartender was pretty confused but just decided to ignore them. About five or ten minutes later, they both stood up again, slapped hands, and yelled, “Fifty-five! ” Again the bartender just decided to ignore them. Ten minutes later they followed the same routine. By now the bartender was getting pretty annoyed, so he went over and asked, “Why do you girls keep standing up and yelling fifty-five? ” One of the blonds said, “Well, we stopped at Toys R Us on the way here and got a puzzle. On the side of the box it said 2 to 4 years, but we got it done in fifty-five minutes! ”

One guy is doing a crossword puzzle. He says to another guy: "Sex organ, six letters, starts with a V and ends with an A."
The other guy says: "Horizontal or vertical?"
The first one: "Horizontal."
The other one: "Then I have no idea..."

Calling her boyfriend on the phone the blonde explained that she had an incredible jigsaw puzzle but was having trouble starting it. She asked if he could come over and help her. "What's it a puzzle of?" the boyfriend asked. "Well, from the picture on the box, it's a tiger," she replied.
Knowing he's pretty good at jigsaw puzzles he heads over to her place. When he arrives she shows him the puzzle spread out over the table. He studies the pieces for a second, then he studies the box.
He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what I do I'm not going to be able to show you how to put these pieces together to look like the picture of that tiger. Second, I suggest you relax, have a cup of tea and then put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?" The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger." The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says: "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger." "Second, I'd advise you to relax and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy.
"What's the matter?" asks John.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks John.
"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.
"All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he goes over to Buffy's house. Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the Cornflakes back in the box."