Queer Jokes

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce.
The Lawyer says OK, what are your grounds.
My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with."
"What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?"
"No," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."

Q: How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
A: Leave the plunger in the toliet!

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says OK, what are your grounds. My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with." "What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?" "No," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a divorce. My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with."
"What do you mean?"
asked the attorney.
"Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?"
"No, he doesn't," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."

Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.