Queer Jokes / Recent Jokes

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce.
The Lawyer says OK, what are your grounds.
My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with."
"What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?"
"No," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says OK, what are your grounds. My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with." "What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?" "No," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a divorce. My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with."
"What do you mean?"
asked the attorney.
"Does he force you to indulge in unusual sex practices?"
"No, he doesn't," replied the woman, "and neither does the little queer."

Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Neither did he.

Did you hear about the queer Indian?
He jumped into the canoe, took three strokes and shot across the lake.