Question-Answer Jokes / Recent Jokes
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car...
Who is driving the car?
A police officer!
I was hard at work the other day and I was thinking to myself....
If I had a girlfriend, would I still be "hard" at work?
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Question: What is red, full of seeds and looks like half of a tomato?
Answer: Other half of the tomato.