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Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve!
Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.
Q. Why does Mr. Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A. Because every buck is dear to him.
Q. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A. Crisp Cringle.
Q. What does Father Christmas write on his cards at Christmas?
A. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L)
Q. What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A. It was already wound up.
Q: Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
A: Elephanta Claus!
Q: How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
A: Stacks!
Q: Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
A: Because he's Sooty!
Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.
Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.
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Q: What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
A: Ribbon Hood!
Q: Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?
A: Christmas tree does not have legs like we do!
Q: What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby’s crib?
A: Snow Mobile!
Q: Why did Ken keep his trumpet in the freezer?
A: Because he loves cool music!
Q: What king is the children's favourite at christmas time?
A: stocking!
Q: What's brown and sneaks round the kitchen?
A: Mince spies!
Q: What is the most special part of your body at Christmas?
A: mistleTOE!
Q: How does Jack Frost travel to work?
A: By Icicle!
Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel!
Q: What did the pack of Walkers say to the Skips?
A: Merry Crispmass!
Q: Why should you be careful at Christmas?
A: There are mince spies about!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: to quack open the ice!
Q: What is a mum's favourite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night!
Q: What happened to the man who shoplifted a calender at Christmas?
A: He got 12 months!
Q: What kind of candle burns longer?
A: No candles burn longer, they all burn shorter!
Q: Why is it always cold at Christmas?
A: Because it is Decemberrrrrrrrrrr!
Q: Who's impossible to overtake at Christmas?
A: The three wide men!
Q: What carol is heard in the desert?
A: Camel ye Faithful!
Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitus!
Q: What do you give a railway station master for Christmas?
A: Platform Shoes!