Quickie Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when the comely waitress asks for his order, says, "I want a quickie".
She slaps his face and says, "Now would you please give me your order?"
Again, he says, "I want a quickie".
She slaps him again and says, "I'll give you one last chance - what do you want?"
Someone from the next table leans over and says quietly to the man, "I think it's pronounced quiche."

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.

As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,
"Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a
quickie!"

"A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the past
situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.
I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu!" She walks
away.

Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the currentsituation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu." She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche." Sent by Gail

A QUICKIE
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are
gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt
with legs that won't quit walks up to his table and asked if he was ready
to order, "What would you like, sir? "He looks at the menu and then scans
her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her
composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie,
please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the
face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think
it's pronounced' quiche'."

A man is seated at a restaurant. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt, and with legs that won't quit, comes to his table.
"What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame, top to bottom, and says "A quickie."
She walks away in disgust. After regaining her composure, she returns. "What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out. "A quickie, please." Her anger takes over. She slaps him across the face with a resounding SMACK and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over. "Um, I think it's pronounced' quiche'."

Bill and Linda decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out, "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, "Are you ready to order?"
Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."
"A quickie?!?" The waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu." She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Bill, it's pronounced 'Quiche.'"