Rabbit Jokes / Recent Jokes
> Lesson number one
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> A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small
> rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
> nothing all day long?"
>
> The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
> the crow, and rested.
> All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>
> Moral of the story is:
> To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very
> high up.
>
> Lesson number two
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> A turkey was chatting with a bull.
> "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed
> the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
> "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
> bull. They're packed with nutrients."
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually more...
You know you're in a Cartoon when...
1. You get hit by a falling piano.
2. There's only one mail-order company.
3. Cows are related to chickens.
4. When your beak gets blown off your face you can just pick it up, stick it
back on again.
5. Frying pans are very malleable, especially to the shape of your head.
6. Bullets bend around pipes and/or rabbit holes.
7. Explosives only singe your hair.
8. Gravity is slower to take effect.
9. Anvils fall from the sky.
10. You can survive a nasty fall off the grand canyon.
11. Adults only have legs, and you never see their torso.
12. Bombs are always clearly labelled 'bomb'.
13. You eat sandwiches by swallowing them whole.
14. The local community contains an extraordinary high percentage of
megalomaniacs trying to take over the world.
15. Your lifelong enemy is a mouse.
16. Your body can concertina back into shape after being run over.
17. You keep a dinosaur as a pet and more...
If you’re like me, you’re a dodo when it comes to gifts. Not only shopping for gifts, but also trying to determine what you want as a birthday or Christmas goodie.
So imagine my surprise when I received the following e-mail. The subject line was:
“Jack Rabbit Vibrator Sex Toy FHd9hSHIdlh4uhGrTRCgq46c74CUayRAAAcpRcsqcIArb0BazCzw”
Okay, that last word might have been the result of the jack rabbit hopping all over the keyboard. Those things happen...sometimes.
But when I opened the e-mail, I found this killer sales pitch:
“Guys if y0u love your girls you have to try it;)
Girls if y0u love your boy you need to try it;)”
Hey, this solves all of my gift problems -- this works for the girls and guys I know (segregating your shopping based on gender can become time-consuming, I think).
Now I thank one [email protected] for sending this info my way. I looked up foo-bar.org and it is a tech site for “free more...
How Do We Know That Carrots Are Good For Our Eyes. Because Have You Ever Seen A Rabbit Wearing Eyeglasses.
How do you know when youre eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
One fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest.
He sees a giraffe rolling a joint. "Giraffe, giraffe! Why do you do drugs? Come run with me instead!"
So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing lines. Says the rabbit: "Elephant, elephant, why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."
So the elephant stops and goes running with the two. Then they come across a lion preparing a syringe. "Lion, lion," cries the rabbit, "Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."
The lion, with a mighty roar, bangs the rabbit to smithereens.
"No!" the giraffe and the elephant cry. "Why did you do that? All he was trying to do was to help you out!"
The lion replied, "Damn rabbit always makes me run around the friggin' forest when he's on speed!"