Raisers Jokes

Now it seems Clinton and co-President Hillary are concerned that they're gonna have to leave Washington DC when their term's over.
They're trying to organize the Mother of all Fund Raisers to see if they can purchase Washington DC outright, so they can stay on.

In The News - Edited excerpts from the LA Times
Includes some late night humor
WARNING: May be offensive to American Politicians, White House interns, Amtrak, American sports stars, and supermodels.
Well folks, the rain is on hold for a few days, but... Legislators in Sacramento voted to change the state song from "I Love You California" to Paul Simon's "Slip Slidin' Away".
President Clinton says he approaches everything Saddam Hussein says with a great degree of skepticism. Pretty much the same way we approach everything Clinton says. (Letterman)
American forces in the Persian Gulf went back to full alert when Hussein announced he would honor his latest UN inspection agreement as faithfully as Clinton honored his wedding vows.
Newsweek magazine says Monica Lewensky's resume lists one of her duties at the White House as training the new interns. That's not surprising. If you were Bill Clinton, wouldn't YOU want her to train the new intern? more...

Now it seems Clinton and co-President Hillary are concerned that they're gonna have to leave Washington DC when their term's over.
They're trying to organize the Mother of all Fund Raisers to see if they can purchase Washington DC outright, so they can stay on.