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This was happened about 7 years ago. There was a police check point close to the Panagoda Army Camp. All vehicles came along the high level road have been checked.
One young man came from Ratnapura side also stopped and questioned by a " Ralahami " That guy drove a vaux-vagon.
He was ordered to open the bonnette.
The ralahami got mad when he open the bonnette and asked him " how did you come from that far without a engine? ?"
(engine of that model placed in rear)

There is a sinhala letter' gna' as pronounce in' Kompagna Veediya'. No match in English and try to pronounce' gna' as you pronounce the sinhalese letter in the eary school days.
Banada was a very innocent policeman and because of his character he was always assigned to do the road patrol duties in the night shift arround the Pettah vegetable market. He always feel sleepy as there is no activity in the market in his duty hours.
One day early morning he saw a bicycle approching him with few boxes in the back and he thought of stopping this man at least to keep his mood.
Navathapan. Umba koheda yanne me ude pandara?
Sir. Mama elovolu tikak geniyanava.
Boru kiyanna epa Banda ralahamita. Mata umba visvasa neha.
Kiyapan umbe nama.
Mage nama' Pagnasena'
Banda took his patrol duty book and trying to write the name. Tried many times but not that easy for him.
Umbata vena namak nedda.
Ne ralahami.
Hari Adata palayan. heta ehema enna more...