Range Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What's the range of an accordion?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range
had been canceled for the second year in a row, but
the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on
as planned.
One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that
the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot,
but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"
Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
One of Microsoft`s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. One of Microsoft`s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.