Redneck Jokes / Recent Jokes
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test? Drool.
You might be a redneck if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog!
You might be a redneck if...
Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in thebull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling — what should I do?'' "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush.""So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his bike is still flashing!"
whats grosser than gross?
Sittin on your grampas lap when he pops a boner.but you know whats grossr than that dreaming of eating pudding and waking up when a spoon in your ass, But however, what is grosser than all that, two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon, but whats grosser than that? one of them whens
You might be a redneck if you've ever bought a birthday present out of a vending machine.