Redneck Jokes / Recent Jokes

You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit!

"If you work out side with your shirt off and so does your husband, You might be a Redneck" Jeff Foxworthy.

You might be a redneck if...
You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if...
Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".

What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?
On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin.
A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.

You might be a redneck if...
The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.

Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.You place a classified asking less than $1.You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.Higher math means counting over 10.The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.You have a lucky rabbit's foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace.You can identify your friends by the sound of their mufflers.You think OFF is a fine smelling cologne.