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What's the difference between a fat lady and a virgin?
Ones tryin' to diet the other dyin' to try it!!!!!!
1. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
4. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
5. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
6. The older you get, the better you realize you were.
7. I doubt, therefore I might be.
8. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
9. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
10. Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
11. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. A fool and his money are soon partying.
14. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on more...
Q: What did the vampire say when he was invited to dinner?
A: "No fangs, I just ate necks door."
Q. Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?
A. Drinking on the job
Q: What did the girl melon say to the boy melon??
A: We're too young, we cantaloupe!
Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor-lock.
Why do blonde's like sunroofs?
More legroom.
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Why did the blonde turn into the ditch?
She left her blinker on!