Riddle Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.
Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
One sportsman goes up to a non-athletic man and says, “If you aren’t into sports, then you are gay. ”
The non-athletic man responds, “Okay, riddle me this, riddle me that, if you’re into sports, then you are into slapping each others asses? ”
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
- Drink' til she's cute, but stop before the wedding
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
- Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
- I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
- I intend to live forever - so far, so good
- I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
- Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
- Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
- Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
- Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people more...
Here's to the Scots, who keep the Sabbath,
And everything else they can get their hands on.
Here's to the Irish, who fight for what they believe in,
When they can remember what they believe in.
Here's to the Welsh, who pray on their knees,
And also on their neighbors.
And here's to the English, a self-made peoples,
Relieving God of the responsibility!
Editor's Note: If you find these funny, heed the advice of William Shattner, "Get a life!"
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Q. How many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. All of them
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Q. How many Cardassians does it take to change a light blub?
A. Three, because there are four lights!
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Q: How many Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. One to change the light bulb, and one to shoot him and take the credit, two more for disposing the body out an airlock, and 100 credits each to hire them.
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Ed: (Dang, I got the first Cardassian one... shoot me now...)
Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?
Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
It said' Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
|||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!
Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician.
Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.
The buck doesn't even slow down here!
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
Advice is free: more...