Romantically Jokes

Diane was married to a real male chauvinist. Although they both worked full-time, he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework.
One day Steve, her husband, read a magazine article that suggested working wives would be more romantically inclined if they weren't so tired from having to do all the housework, in addition to holding down a full-time job. So, one evening, he declared to do her work.
When Diane arrived home from work, she was stunned to see the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner cooking on the stove, and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers. She was truly astonished and wanted to know what was going on. When she asked Steve, he told her about the article he had read.
The next day, she couldn't wait to tell her girlfriends at the office. "How did it work out?" they asked.
Diane said, "Steve even cleaned up, helped the kids with their homework, folded the more...

A new female associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room at her new firm, to her surprise and delight.

When asked by her best friend to identify the new lover, she was puzzled: "All I know for sure is that it was a partner - he made me do all the work."