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If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should beware! YELLOW If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers are complex and lean toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is Yellow! No don't panic, not everyone who wears Yellow is gay. In most cases the person will acquiesce to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from someone you enjoy or admire.PURPLE Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider themselves too regal for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss their hair. Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes, Purple more...

these three girl a red head, blonde, and brunette where runing from the cops they all went and hide in potatoe sack so the cops come over and kick the red heads potatoe sack she says meaw....ohh its just a cat the two officers say then they kick the brunettes sack she says rooh... oh its just a dog the two officers say then they kick the blondes sack she says potatoes potatoes the two officers say i think we have a winner

This is working well for those of us getting along in years. Here is a little secret for building your arm and shoulder muscles. You might want to try doing this three times a week.Begin by standing straight, with a 5 lb. potato sack in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to last a full minute.
Relax. After a few weeks, move up to 10 lb. potato sacks then, as you progress, 20-lb. potato sacks, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 50-lb. potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight out for at least a full minute.After you feel confident at that level, start putting a couple of potatoes in each bag.

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at more...

Whats black when you buy it, Red when you use it and white when you have finished with it?
A lump of coal
A man walks in to a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and aims for the customer. after hesitating for a couple of seconds the man smiles at the barman and thanks him then leaves. Why?
Because he had the hiccups.
A man is carrying a sack of sand. he can put something in to the sack to make it lighter but he cannot take anything out. What can he put in to the sack?
A Hole.

whats the diffrence between a sack of dead babies and a sack of rocks???
a sack of rocks wont feed my family

A red-head, a brunette and a blonde perform a Post Office robbery. They are on the run from the police and they have to ditch their car and go cross country.

They are all getting tired and happen across an old farm with a huge barn. Sneaking inside the barn, they see three old flour sacks. They all hide in separate sacks.

The police enter the barn and upon seeing the sacks, kick the first one containing the redhead. The redhead says "Woof!".

"Nothing in here but a dog sarge" says the constable. "We'd better move on".

They kick the sack containing the brunette. "Miaow!" she says.

"Nothing in here but a cat sarge. Better move on".

They kick the sack containing the blonde and the blonde says "Potatoes!"