Salesmen Jokes / Recent Jokes

The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied "Its easy" and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. He laid out his chips and dip. His boss said, "Thats a very innovative approach" and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Yuck, this tastes terrible!" his boss yelled. The salesman replied "IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?"

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

Mr. X gets a promotion and is posted in the Middle East. A few weeks later, Mrs. & Mr. X go shopping. Mrs. X badly required a new bra.
They enter a shop and ask for a particular brand of bra. Unfortunately none of the salesmen knew English. After unsuccessful attempts to explain to them in English, Mr. X tries sign language.
He points out to his wife's breasts and shows the action of covering them. The salesmen get too embarrassed to look at those actions.
Getting slightly desperate, he requests two handkerchiefs, ties them and cups his wife's breast with them to demonstrate the use of the bra.
Still the salesmen do not understand a thing and one of them threatens to report Mr. X's indecent behaviour to the police.
Mrs. X then suggests that they draw a bra on paper. Mr. X requests for a paper and pen and draws a bra-like figure.
The salesman takes the paper, walks over to the other side of the shop and comes back with...
(what do you think)
A pair of more...

The DP manager died, went to heaven, and had to admit his profession.
St. Peter immediately sent him down to Hell. ..
"Welcome," said the Duty Devil. "You have a choice of three Hells: an
IBM hell, a Unisys hell, and an ICL hell."
"What's the difference?" asked the cautious DP manager.
"Well," said the duty devil, "The IBM hell is 22 hours a day of trying
to compile a JCL pack for a 1401 program still running 25 years on,
under emulation on a 3990, followed by two hours of being nailed to a
cross and pelted with coal by IBM salesmen."
"The Unisys hell is 22 hours a day trying to understand communications
protocols based on a thinly disguised 1960s Exec 8 manual, followed by
two hours of being nailed to a cross and pelted with coal by Unisys
salesmen."
"The ICL hell is 22 hours a day of trying to convert a George 3 program
to run under ICLs current OS, more...