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Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a prestigious job.
As part of the job interview each was asked why she wanted the job.
Edith answered that she wanted to work for a firm with a reputation of being concerned with truth and justice.
When it was her turn, Sally simply opened her purse, took out a rather thin wallet and laid it on the senior partner's desk.
"I want to fatten it up as fast as possible" she said.
Sally got the job

Animal Quiz
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She
holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone
knows what it is. No one raises their hand.
The teacher says "
See its long neck? What animal has a
long neck?"
Sally holds up her hand and asks, "
Is it a
giraffe?"
"
Very good Sally,"
the teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the
students holds up their hands. "
See the stripes on this
animal? What animal has stripes?"
Billy holds up his
hand and says, "
It's a zebra."
"
Very good Billy,"
the
teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the
students recognized the animal. "
See the big antlers on
this animal. What animal has horns like this?"
Still no
one guesses.
"
Let me give you another hint, it's something more...

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives.
Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?"
Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."
Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have quessed that you would go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."

There is a couple that have a hard time having a child. So this couple goes to a sperm clinic to get a sperm for the wife. The doctor tells the couple to keep the whitesh looking liquid (sperms) in this cup he hands them in the refridgerator. So they go home and put the cup in the fridge. One day when it was finally time for the sperm, the couple looked into the fridge and could not find it! They are searching aorund everywhere and still don't find it. Then Sally (their adopted child) comes into the kitchen ready for school. Sally says "Ok I'm ready for school, oh and by the way thanks for that milk you left for me. It was very sweet."

Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is definitely blue." "Thats not bad, Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or red." Young Sally tried :"The grass is definitely green." "Good try Sally, but grass can be yellow or brown too!" Suddenly Little Johnny's hand shoots up."Miss Brown does a fart have lumps?" The teacher was horrified."No of course not Johnny! What are you talking about?" So Johnny says,"Well then Miss brown, I've definitely shit my pants!"

Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove that vibrator," said the doctor, "I'm going to have to perform a very long and delicate operation."

"I don't think I can afford that," said Sally. "Could you just replace the batteries?"

A couple's biggest fear was that there was no heaven, so they made a deal that whoever died first would come back and tell the other about the afterlife.
After living a long life, the husband passed away and, being a man who was true to his word, he made contact with his wife.
"Sally... Sally... "
"George, is that you?" asked the wife.
"Yes dear, I've come back just like we agreed," he replied.
"Tell me, George, what is it like?" she asked.
"It's wonderful, Sally. I get up in the morning and have sex. I have breakfast and have sex. I bathe in the sun and have sex a couple more times. Then I have lunch and have sex for most of the afternoon. After dinner, I have sex until late into the night. The next day, it starts all over again," George said.
"Oh, George, you surely must be in heaven," his wife exclaimed.
"Not exactly, dear. I'm a rabbit in Kansas!" George said.