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There is a guy. His favorite bar is called' Sally's Legs'. The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open. He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, "What are you doing?" The guy replies, "I'm waiting for' Sally's Legs' to open so I can get a drink."

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc and finally gets around to their sex lives.

Sue says, "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure. How's yours?"

Sally replies, "It's just great, ever since we got into S & M."

Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that."

"Oh, sure," says Sally. "He snores while I masturbate."

Childhood sweethearts, a couple celebrating their fiftieth anniversary stroll down to their old school and find the desk they'd shared where he had carved, "1 love you Sally." On their way back home, a bag of money falls from a passing armoured car. They find $50, 000 in the bag. He says, "We must give it back." She says, "Finders keepers." Later that day, police ask them if they know anything about the missing money. She says, "No." He says, "She's lying. She hid it in the attic." She says, "He's getting senile." One officer asks him to tell the story from the beginning. He says, "Sally and 1 were walking home from school..." The officer says to his partner, "Come on we are wasting our time here!"

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sally!
Sally who?
Sally-brate the moments of your life! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sally!
Sally who?
Sally days! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sally!
Sally who?
Sally dance!

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'" Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'" Little Johnny raised his hand.The teacher hesitated because Johnny was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him. Johnny said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons." The teacher said, "That was good, Johnny. However, you did not use the word 'fascinate' in your sentence." Little Johnny continued, "But her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight!"

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.
Johnny said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons." The teacher said, "That was good, Johnny. However, you did not use the word 'fascinate' in your sentence."
Little Johnny continued, "But her boobs are so big, she can only more...

The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted the word' fascinate'."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Good, Sally, but again, I wanted the word' fascinate'."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny is noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8."