Santas Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once By An Indian Airlines Flight 10 Santas And 10 Bantas Were Being Shifted From Agra To Delhi. The Santas And Bantas Started Playing Football And This Caused The Plane To Become Uneasy, So The Pilot Told The Chief Of Santas And Bantas To Tell To Not To Play Football. After 5 Minutes The Chief Returned And The Pilot Asked How Did The Plane Become Smooth He Answered That He Told The Santas And Bantas To Go Outside And Play

Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph

Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

a child went up to his mum and asked "whys santas sac so big " his mum replied "so he can fit all the toys in. his dad walked in the room and the boy asked "whys santas sac so big " and his dad said "because he only cums once a year".