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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4, 1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won't do what she's told.
Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point, what's she doing out of the more...

Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

Five. One to screw it in and four to screw it up.

Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: 3, one to screw in the light bulb an 2 to listen to him brag about the "srewing" part

Q: HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
A: One - Men will screw anything.Q: HOW DOES A MAN TAKE A BUBBLE BATH?
A: He eats beans for dinner.Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH AN IQ OF 50?
A: Gifted.Q: WHAT'S A MAN'S IDEA OF FOREPLAY?
A: Half an hour of begging.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many can you afford?