Serves Jokes

A man goes into a pub, takes a seat at the bar, and orders five pints. The barman gives him an odd
look since the man's all by himself, but he serves up the five pints and lines them up on the bar.
The man downs them.... One, Two, Three, Four, Five. He finishes the last one and calls to the barman,
"Four pints, please, mate!"
The barman serves up four pints and lines them on the bar. The man downs them.... One, Two, Three,
Four. Then he belches loudly, sways slightly on the stool, and orders three more pints. And one after
the other, he knocks them back.... One, Two, Three.
"Two pintsh, mate!" he calls, and the barman places two pints in front of him. Down they go.... One,
Two.
As the man slams the last one down on the bar, he says, "One pint, mate." So the barman fills the
glass.
The man sits there, staring at it for a moment, trying to focus.
Then he looks at the barman and says, "Y'know, more...

This guy who stutters badly, walks into a Bar, and says, "Ssay! Bbbartender, gggimme a bbbeer".
The Bartender, who is badly Humpbacked, serves him a beer and says, "That will be Rs 200 please!"
The Guy thinks that's pretty high priced and says, "Ddddamn! Ttthat's hhhigh!"
The Bartender says, "Yes, but that's our price, that's what we get!".
The guy pays him and drinks it down.
He then says, "Sssay! Bbbartender, gggimme a wwhiskey ppplease!"
The Bartender serves him a shot of whiskey and says, "That will be Rs 300 please!".
The guy says, "Ddddamn! Ttthat's hhhigh!"
The Bartender says, "Yes, but that's our price, that's what we get!".
The guy pays him, drinks his whiskey and, before leaving he says, "Bbbartender tthanks for nnot mmmaking fffun of my ssstuttering wwwhile I wwas in hhhere!"
The Bartender replied, "Oh that's OK! I want to thank you for not more...

I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Three jokes all related to the recent Clinton visit to Ireland.

Joke 1
On his recent trip to Dublin, Bill Clinton walked down Moor Street. For those of you that don't know Dublin, Moor Street has a large population of street fruit sellers.
Bill goes up to one of these fruitsellers and asks for a dozen oranges. He is given his bag of oranges, pays his money and walks off.
A liitle way down the road he looks in the bag and discovers he only has 11. He goes back to remonstrate: Bill: "How many Oranges do I get in a dozen in Ireland?"
Street Seller: "12 sir"
Bill: "But I've only got 11!"
Street Seller: "That's right, one was bad so I threw it away for you!"

Joke 2
Prior to Bill's visit to Ireland the CIA and Secret Service wanted to ensure everything was perfectly safe, so they trained a special agent in every known dialect of Irish Gaelic, and sent him on a short tour of the country.
He more...

Serves you right!
Naomi, being still unmarried, was bored one evening. So she decided to go to a London casino for the first time ever and was persuaded to play roulette. She asked someone at the table the best way to pick a number. He suggested putting her money on her age. So, she put ten chips on the number 28. When the number 34 came up, she fainted.