Serving Jokes / Recent Jokes

Banta was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left him over 50 lacs. Banta was so happy when the warden said he would put it in trust untll he was released.
The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying the money up. Banta said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a computer.
The warden said "sure" and got him a computer.
A brand new Compaq computer. After a few weeks the warden visitied him in his cell to see how he was doing. To his amazement he saw the computer smashed on the floor.
The warden asked Banta what happened. Banta said it didn't work right and he got mad. He said it would not even complete the simplest task.
The warden asked him what he wanted the computer to do. Banta said he just wanted one thing from the computer. One simple task and it could not do it.
Banta said, "I hit the escape key and nothing more...

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm. When they came to the corral, Grandpa explained, "Now that there, Johnny, is a bull and a cow and he's serving her.
A little later they came to the horses, and again Grandpa explained, "That there is a stud and a mare, and he's serving her too.
That evening at supper, after everyone was seated and grace had been said, Grandma looked at Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey, dear?"
Johnny immediately jumped up and yelled, "If he does, I'm eating a 'burger!"

A woman walks into a department store and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 single-size bedsheet
The handsome clerk at the checkout counter looks at her and says, "Single, are
you?"
The woman replies very sarcastically, "How did you guess?"
He replies, "Because you're freakin' ugly."