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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs were roaming in the forest when they came across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decided to take a bath.
So she told the Dwarfs to turn around while she was preparing to take the bath.
The dwarfs protested vehemently. So she relented and said that when she got into the water and they heard the splash, they could turn around.
Snow White undressed and as she was about to jump into water, she was startled by a frog who jumped into water before she could.
The moment the Dwarfs heard the SPLASH, the Dwarfs turned around and saw Snow White standing STARK NAKED.
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In A Party One Of Zail Singh's Friends Asked Him How Many Chappathis He Could Eat In An Empty Stomach. Zail Replied "Seven". Then His Friend Told Him "When U Eat The First Chappathi Your Stomach Is No Longer Empty. Then How Can U Eat Seven? ?". Zail Was Impressed By This Tricky Question. So As Soon As He Went Back Home He Asked His Wife " How Many Chappathis Can You Eat In An Empty Stomach? ?".
She Replied "Five". Then Zail Told " Shit!! If Only You Had Told Seven I Had A Nice Reply For It"
Kanjibhai and Ramjibhai were getting ready for the company awards dinner for the best salesman. Kanjibhai was in the running to win an award that evening and wanted to make sure he looked his best when he claimed his prize. He felt his luck was with him and was sure to win.
He stood in front of the mirror to fix his tie but the mirror was crooked, so he reached over to straighten it out and it came crashing down on the floor. "Oh no," said Kanjibhai. "Now I am going to have seven years bad luck."
"Nonsense," said Ramjibhai. My uncle once broke a mirror and he didn't have seven years bad luck."
"Really?" said Kanjibhai, feeling much better knowing that.
"Yeah really," said Ramjibhai. "He died that day."
Why Do Sardars Work Seven Days A Week?
So You Don't Have To Re-Train Them On Monday.
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.
Streamlining was appropriate in view of the reality that the North Pole no longer dominates the season's gift distribution business. Home shopping channels and mail order catalogues have diminished Santa's market share and he could not sit idly by and permit further erosion of the profit picture.
The reindeer downsizing was made possible through the purchase of a late model Japanese sled for the CEO's annual trip. Improved productivity from Dasher and Dancer, who summered at the Harvard Business School, is anticipated and should take up the slack with no discernible loss of service. Reduction in reindeer will also lessen airborne environmental emissions for which the North Pole has been cited and received more...
A teacher is reviewing her class homework assignments. She asks Susie to stand up and tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated. Susie stands up. Shuffles her feet and says, "Well, I think I know, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you." The teacher says, "Sit down, Susie. Johnny, tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when stimulated." Johnny says, "That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated by light." The teacher says, "That's right, Johnny." Then she turns to Susie and says, "Susie, first of all, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, when you get married, you're in for a big disappointment."
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.
They put up a big bold sign which read:
"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:
"WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS"