Shepherd Jokes / Recent Jokes
According to All Headline News, Three year-old German Shepherd, Hritik, has reportedly taken up a yoga class in India. His trainer in Ranchi, located in the state of Mumbai, is keeping a close eye on the german shepherd as he practices the traditional exercises. This now gives new meaning to the term "downward facing dog."
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There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black.
So she did, and she was sooooo happy with it that she went to her car and drove around just to show off her new look. She was coming up to this intersection when she saw a shepeherd by the road waiting to cross with his flock of lambs. The girl stopped and waved him to pass.
While the flock was crossing the road, she asked the shepherd - "If I can guess how many sheep you got there, would you give me one?"
He thought about the offer for a minute and decided it was ok. The girl looked at the flock and exclaimed "487". The shepherd said "WOW! That's right...well...take any sheep you like...a deal's a deal"
So she gets the animal and happily puts him in the back of her car, when the shepehrd says "WAIT!
Now I have a deal for you... if I guess the real color of your hair can I have my dog back?"
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black.So she did, and she was sooooo happy with it that she went to her car and drove around just to show off her new look. She was coming up to this intersection when she saw a shepeherd by the road waiting to cross with his flock of lambs. The girl stopped and waved him to pass.While the flock was crossing the road, she asked the shepherd - "If I can guess how many sheep you got there, would you give me one?"He thought about the offer for a minute and decided it was ok. The girl looked at the flock and exclaimed "487". The shepherd said "WOW! That's right...well...take any sheep you like...a deal's a deal"So she gets the animal and happily puts him in the back of her car, when the shepehrd says "WAIT! Now I have a deal for you... if I guess the real color of your hair can I have my dog back?"
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A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof...woof."The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There areonly nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for thesame price."The dog replied "What, and ruin the punchline?!"
A bloke is driving around in his Porsche in the countryside. He stops outside a field full of sheep, walks up to the shepherd and says
"I've got an offer. I'll guess how many sheep you've got in this field, and if I guess right, I get to take a sheep with me. If I guess wrong, you get my car."
The shepherd thinks he's on to a sure thing and agrees.
"137" says the driver. "Damn me, you're right.", says the shepherd and dutifully hands over a sheep.
The man walks away, stuffs the sheep in his car, and is about to drive away when the shepherd knocks on his window. "I've got a proposal for you." says the shepherd. "If I can guess what you do for a living, I get to take your car. If I'm wrong, you can have all my sheep."
"Done", says the driver
"You're a consultant.", says the shepherd. "Bloody hell, how did you guess?"
"Easy. You come in here more...
Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet. "973," says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, take an animal." Man picks one up and begins to walk away.
"Wait," cries the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." Man says sure. "You are an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?"
"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."