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One morning two priests head to the showers. It isn't until they were already in the shower, that they realized they did not bring any soap. Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap.
Rather than get dressed, he peeks out into the hallway, and since no one is around, he decides to make a run for it. He gets the two bars of soap and checks the hall before heading back to the showers. All was clear, so he makes a break for it. Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he spots three nuns walking towards him. With nowhere to go, and hoping that the nuns will think he is a statue, he stands perfectly still, holding the two bars of soap.
The nuns approach and the first nun says, "Oh my, look at that! Isn't that the most lifelike statue you've ever seen?"
She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's weenie. Startled, he drops the first bar of soap.
"Oh Heavens," she exclaims, "I got a bar of more...
One morning, two priests head for the showers. It isn't until they're undressed and in the showers, that they realize they didn't bring any soap. Father George decides he'll run back for the soap. Rather than taking the time to get dressed, he peaks out into the hallway, sees there's no one around, and decides to make a run for it.
He grabs the two bars of soap, checks the hall before heading back to the showers, sees it's all clear and makes a run for it. Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he spots three nuns walking toward him. With nowhere to go, and hoping that the nuns will think he's a statue, he stands perfectly still, holding the two bars of soap.
The nuns approach and the first nun says, "Oh my, look at that! Isn't that the most life-like statue you've ever seen?" She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's pecker. Startled, he drops the first bar of soap.
"Oh Heavens," she exclaims, "I more...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Peeing in the bath is disgusting.
One morning two priests head to the showers. It isn't until they were already in the shower, that they realized they did not bring any soap. Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap.
Rather than get dressed, he peeks out into the hallway, and since no one is around, he decides to make a run for it. He gets the two bars of soap and checks the hall before heading back to the showers. All was clear, so he makes a break for it. Just as he turns the corner to the showers, he spots three nuns walking towards him. With nowhere to go, and hoping that the nuns will think he is a statue, he stands perfectly still, holding the two bars of soap.
The nuns approach and the first nun says, "Oh my, look at that! Isn't that the most lifelike statue you've ever seen?"
She steps up for a closer look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's weenie. Startled, he drops the first bar of soap.
"Oh Heavens," she exclaims, "I got a bar of more...
Three seminarians about to undergo their final test before ordination were
taken by an old priest into a luxurious room, told to strip and then tie a
small bell around their organ. Suddenly a ravishing girl entered the room,
and one bell ding-a-linged furiously. "To the showers, Fogarty!" barked the
old priest.
Then, as the girl tantalizingly undressed, the father heard ding-a-ling,
ding-a-ling.
"Sorry about that, O'Brian. The showers for you, too."
Finally alone with the naked lovely, the remaining seminarian watched as
the girl writhed seductively about him; yet he somehow remained calm and
the bell silent.
"Praise the Lord and congratulations, Featherstone!" the priest exulted.
"You made it! Now go join those weaker souls in the showers."
Ding-a-ling.
One morning 2 priests head to the showers and it isn't until they are
already in the shower they both realize they did not bring any soap.
Father Jack decides he'll run back for the soap, he checks out the
hallway, no one around so rather than get dressed he decides to make a
run for it. He checks the hall before heading back to the showers,
all clear, so he makes a break for it, just as he turns the corner to
the showers he spots three nuns walking towards him. With no where to
go he stands perfectly still, holding the 2 bars of soap hoping the
nuns will think he's a statue.
The nuns approach, "oh my look at that, isn't that the most life like
statue you've ever seen?" the first asks. She steps up for a closer
look, reaches out and gives a couple of tugs on the priest's dick.
Startled he drops the 1st bar of soap. "oh heaven's" she exclaims
"I got a bar of soap".
The 2nd nun amazed at more...
April showers bring May flowers, and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims.