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There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.

They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here's how the conversation went:

Police Officer #1: "What's your name?"
Shutup: "Shutup."

Police Officer #2: "Where's your manners?"
Shutup: Back there picking up Crap!"

There r 2 kids named Shutup & Trouble.
Trouble gets lost. Shutup went to a palice station. the officer said "Whats your name son" Shutup "Whats your name son" SHUTUP R U LOOKIN FOR TROUBLE "YES"

There were these two guys named Shut up and Trouble. They were best friends. They did all the regular guys stuff like hiking, playing, basketball,...
Well one day they decided to go hiking in the woods. While they were hiking Trouble got lost. So Shutup ran to the nearest police station. When the police man asked shutup his name shut up replied"
shutup"
. WHen the policeman asked the same question shutup said "
shutup"
. After about what was an hour of this the very frustrated policeman asked sternly "
Are you looking for trouble and shutup replied "
ya"
.

There were three boys with names Shutup, Manners and Trouble. They were walking around town when they realized Trouble was missing. Shutup and Manners searched and searched but failed to find the missing boy. At a lost, they went up to the Neighbourhood Police Post. Manners had to go to the toilet so Shutup went up and spoke to the policeman there.
Policeman=P Shutup=S
P: Hi little boy, what's your name?
S: Shutup
P: What a rude boy! Where are your manners?
S: At the toilet
P: What are you talking about? Are you looking for trouble here?
S: Yes

There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.
They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here's how the conversation went:
Police Officer #1: "What's your name?"
Shutup: "Shutup."
Police Officer #2: "Where's your manners?"
Shutup: Back there picking up Crap!"

Once, there were three young men named Poop, Manners and Shutup, and one day they were riding their bikes when Poop fell off his bike, so Manners went to help Poop, while Shutup went to the police.
When Shutup arrived at the police station, he said, "Quick! My friend fell off his bike!"
So the police said, "Let's start at the beginning. What's your name?" then Shutup said, "Shutup" (because that was his name.)
But the police didn't understand, so he said, "Where's your manners?" Shutup said "Picking up Poop!"

There once were 3 boys named Stupid, Shutup, and Manners. One day Stupid got lost(because hes STUPID!) so Shutup went to the police. The police said, "Whats your name kid?" Shutup said, "Shutup." "Whats your name kid!" yelled the police men " Shutup!" said Shutup again. "GRRR! WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR!" yelled the police men. "Stupid!" Shutup said. "WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR!" yelled the policemen. "STUPID!" said Shutup. "GRR! YOU GET ON MY NERVES! WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS!" yelled the police men. Shutup pointed to Manners and said,"Over there."
At the end Shutup never found Stupid and they lived miserably ever after.