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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost boobs...
{B} Barely there
{C} Can't complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Dear friends and family,
I shall be making your Christmas presents this year, so let me
know your sizes. Christmas is tight for me this year, but I've
learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads You need four
maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot
part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the
foot part. Then decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk
flowers, etc. and you're done.
These slippers are soft AND Hygienic. Non-slip grip strips on
the soles, plus the built-in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling
fresh. No more bending over to mop up spills, either! They're
disposable and biodegradable, and environmentally safe. Not only
that, but they come in three convenient sizes, Regular, Light day,
and Get out the Sand Bags.
Have the Happiest of holidays........
A 25-year-old man walks up to a pharmacy counter and asks for condoms.
The clerk at the counter asks, "What size are you?"
25 man: I didn't know you had sizes. I'm not sure.
She puts her hand down his pants, feels it, and gets on the intercom: I NEED LARGE CONDOMS TO THE PHARMACY COUNTER, LARGE CONDOMS TO THE PHARMACY COUNTER, THANK YOU.
10 minutes later a 50-year-old man walks up to the counter and asks for condoms.
Clerk: What size are you?
50 yr old: I didn't know you had sizes. I'm not sure.
Clerk: Well, I'll feel it and get the right size for you. She puts her hand down his pants, feels it, and gets on the intercom: I NEED EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, THANK YOU.
Next a 16-year-old boy walks up to the counter and asks for condoms. Clerk: What size do you want? 16 yr boy: Gosh lady, I didn't know you had sizes. I don't know what size I am. Clerk: Well, I'll feel it and get more...
Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost
B - Better
C - Cute
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
And now they have added a new size for the over 50 group...
G - Gone South!