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Top George Bush Slogans
I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.
Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.
I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.
New penal plan: I won't use mine!
Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.
George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers
Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.
SEEN behind a huge tanker were two slogans:
Mera Bharat Mahaan
(My India is great)! And underneath it:
Highly inflammable!
At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.
1. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house.
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world.
Microsoft: “How much are you going to pay today? ”
MTV: “Loud and easy to spell. ”
Saks 5th Avenue: “You Could Shop Here if You’re Poor, But That Would be Stupid! ”
Iguana: “The other green meat. ”
Nike: “Just buy the shoes, you flabby spineless lump! ”
Daisy Air Rifles: “Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years. ”
Canon Photocopiers: “Quit calling them Xeroxes! ”
Apple MacIntosh: “Hey, we thought of it first! ”
Radio Shack: “You’ve got questions, we’ve got geek losers! ”
Professional Bowling on NBC: “Oh, why don’t you just go ahead and kill yourself instead? ”
At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.
10. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better
At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.
11. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.
12. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!