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At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.
6. Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.

At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.
7. Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.

At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.
8. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.
9. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.

At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.1. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house.2. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell. 4. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows. 5. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS. 6. Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance. 7. Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy. 8. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty. 9. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying. 10. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better 11. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows. 12. Double your drive space: Delete Windows! 13. OS/2. Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates. 14. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [A]solutely [O]f Course! 15. How do more...

Rere are some new state slogans... Enjoy!
AlabamaYes, We Have Electricity
Alaska11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
ArizonaBut It's A Dry Heat
ArkansasLiteracy Ain't Everything
CaliforniaBy 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
ColoradoIf You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
ConnecticutLike Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
DelawareWe Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
FloridaAsk Us About Our Grandkids
GeorgiaWe Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
HawaiiHaka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
IdahoMore Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
IllinoisPlease Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
IowaWe Do Amazing Things With Corn
KansasFirst Of The Rectangle States
KentuckyFive Million People; Fifteen Last Names
LouisianaWe're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's more...

Top George Bush Slogans

I`ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!

I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.

I`ll finish what Bill started -- the interns.

Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?

Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.

I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.

New penal plan: I won`t use mine!

Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.

George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers

Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.