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To ensure that you have a good time on your trip to Australia, your team members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your leisure hours. Agenda follows:
Day 1: The "10 Deadliest Snakes" Fall Tour
You and a guest will be escorted through the outback and provided with the opportunity to handle and examine each of the world's 10 most deadly snakes.
Day 2: The "Great White Encounter"
You and your tour guide will take a small boat to the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be able to dive into the chum-laden water and experience the beauty of the Great White shark.
Day 3: The Aboriginal "Festival of Spears"
You will be the honored guest of a small aboriginal village as they celebrate the subjugation of the aboriginal race by the white man, with free liquor and a special weapons exhibition.
Day 4: The "Crocodile Dundee" Petting Zoo
You will be able to come up-close and personal with the more...
Two snakes were slithering their way through a field.
One turned to the other and asked, "You don't suppose we're poisonous, do you?"
"I'm not sure. Why do you ask?" the other said.
"Well, I just bit my lip!" replied the first.
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer? Poison by Christian Dior!
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food? Snakes and Larders! sna
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in there, pal? ”
“A mongoose. ”
“What for? ”
“Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I’m scared to death of snakes. That’s why I got this mongoose, for protection. ”
“But, ” the friend said, “you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes. ”
“That’s okay, ” said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, “So is the mongoose. ”