Snakes Jokes / Recent Jokes
There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said' Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
Chinese scientists say they can predict earthquakes by observing the tendency of snakes to launch themselves headlong into walls.
Samuel L. Jackson said to be looking forward to the challenge of playing a Chinese scientist in his next film.
"Relax, it's only a tremor."
To track snake behavior, the earthquake bureau in the Guangxi Province monitors snakes through the use of video cameras linked to a broadband internet connection.
One snake known as Cottonmouth69 is said to have over 25,000 MySpace friends as a result of posting videos showing her shedding her skin.
"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking Guangxi Province!"
The man said he did not intend on transporting snakes. He was attempting to transport marijuana when a mouse swallowed it. When asked to explain, he said, "that the snake swallowed the fox that swallowed the dog that swallowed the cat that ate the mouse that swallowed the stash that lived in the house that Jack built."