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How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff. What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking. When can you tell witch cars a blond's car? The stick shift is wet.

Scene - A grade one classroom on a warm summer
afternoon.
Teacher: We are going to have a spelling
competition this afternoon. Anyone who can spell a
word correctly can go home early. We'll start with
Mary. What did you do at lunchtime?
Mary: I played in the sand-pit.
Teacher: Mary, can you spell "pit?"
Mary: P... I... T?
Teacher: Very good, you may go. Now Tommy, what
did you you do at lunch?
Tommy: I was playing with my toy car.
Teacher: Tommy, can you spell "car?"
Tommy: C . . A . . R
Teacher: Very good, you may go. Now Johnny, why
are you crying?
Johnny: (sniff) 'Cause Tommy and Mary wouldn't
play with me at lunchtime, just 'cause I'm black
(sniff).
Teacher: My my. That's racial prejudice. Johnny,
can you spell "racial prejudice?"

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"
The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff, sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.
The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, more...

how do ya drown a blonde? put
a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell them to scratch and sniff

As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer to be very quiet when they deliver presents on Christmas Eve so no one will know they are there. One Christmas Eve Santa Claus landed on a rooftop and suddenly he heard a very loud, "Snort sniff honk honk snort!" coming from one of his reindeer.
Since he was in the sleigh behind them, he didn't know which one it was. It happened again, only louder this time. "Snort sniff honk honk snort!"
Dogs in the neighborhood began to bark. "Shhh!" Santa hissed. "Please be quiet!"
He went to work lifting the sack of toys out of the sleigh when he heard it again, only a lot louder this time. "SNORT SNIFF HONK HONK SNORT!" Lights came on all over the neighborhood and some people even stuck their heads out of their windows.
Santa was horrified. Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove quickly back to the North Pole. He lined up all the reindeer and announced, "We are not more...

How do you kill a blonde?
Put a Scratch & Sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!!

As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer to be very quiet when they deliver presents on Christmas Eve so no one will know they are there. One Christmas Eve Santa Claus landed on a rooftop and suddenly he heard a very loud, "Snort sniff honk honk snort!" coming from one of his reindeer.Since he was in the sleigh behind them, he didn't know which one it was. It happened again, only louder this time. "Snort sniff honk honk snort!"Dogs in the neighbourhood began to bark. "Shhh!" Santa hissed. "Please be quiet!"He went to work lifting the sack of toys out of the sleigh when he heard it again, only a lot louder this time. "SNORT SNIFF HONK HONK SNORT!" Lights came on all over the neighbourhood and some people even stuck their heads out of their windows.Santa was horrified. Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove quickly back to the North Pole. He lined up all the reindeer and announced, "We are not going to deliver more...