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One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying. "Sniff. None of the other frogs will let me join in all their frog games. Boo hoo." "Don't cry, little one.", replied the witch, and with a wave of her magic wand, the frog turned green. All happy now, the frog was checking himself over when he noticed that his penis was still yellow. He asked an embarrassed witch about this, and she told him that there were some things that she just couldn't do, but if he saw the wizard, he'd fix things up for him. So happily, the little green frog hippity-hopped along his merry way. Feeling quite pleased with herself, the witch once more took to the skies, and once again, she heard some crying, but this time of a thunderous sort. So down to the ground she flew only to discover a pink elephant. The witch more...

How do you drown a blonde??
You put a scratch n sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!!

how do you drowned a blonde??
Well stick a scrach a sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool and tell her to go scrach and sniff the sticker...

Want two know how to kill a blonde. Tell her to go to the bottom of the pool and tell her to scratch and sniff the sticker.

Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?" Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"
"Viens a moi," replies Nancy.
"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"
At this stage the store clerk offers some help., "Viens a moi, ladies, means' come to me' in French." Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks, "That doesn't smell like cum to me. Does that smell like cum to you?"

How do you get a blond out of a tree? Wave
How do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.
What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.
When can you tell witch cars a blond's car? The stick shift is wet.

How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.When can you tell witch cars a blond's car? The stick shift is wet.