Soccer Jokes / Recent Jokes
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David Beckham is currently charging $700,000 per interview. Which is $350,000 for every interesting thing he has to say.
"I agree role-playing can heat up a relationship, but this is ridiculous honey."
"Shut up and headbutt me, you fool!"
On finding his roommate practicing naked cheerleading moves yet again, Chuck makes good on his threat to beam Fernando in the head with a soccer ball.
Criticism of Frenchman Zinedine Zidane's sportsmanship is unfair--showing admirable respect for soccer's rules, even when beating up a man, Zidane didn't use his hands.