Somthing Jokes

there were 3 nuns and one day the first nun went up to the paster and sais paster i did somthing bad.i robbed a bank, so the paster said go and drink the holy water and god will forgive you.
the second nun went to the paster and said paster i did somthing bad.i shot and killed a child, so the paster said go and drink the holy water and god will forgive you.
the third and last nun went up to the paster and said paster i did somthing bad....i peed in the holy water.

you want to hear somthing dirty a guy named Billy rolled around in mudd you want to hear somthing clean he took a bath wit bubbles want to hear somthing disgusting bubbles was the girl next door

One day a blond is getting back from the stor and as she pulls into the drive way she heres aload BANG! and fells somthing hit her head she reach's back and feels somthing soft and mushey in alarm she grabs here head thinking that she had been shot and that that was her brain. as somone gos by they notice her yelling for an ambulance so the man runs and calls an ambulance. when the paramedecs pry her hands from her head they find her cluthching a pice of dough!
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One day a blond is getting back from the stor and as she pulls into the drive way she heres aload BANG! and fells somthing hit her head she reach's back and feels somthing soft and mushey in alarm she grabs here head thinking that she had been shot and that that was her brain. as somone gos by they notice her yelling for an ambulance so the man runs and calls an ambulance. when the paramedecs pry her hands from her head they find her cluthching a pice of dough!