Spelling Jokes / Recent Jokes
Dan Quayle, Frank Gifford and Bill Clinton were in a spelling contest. Unbelievably, Dan Quayle won! He was the only one of the three who knew that' harass' was one word.
Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).
Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).
How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy).
How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.