Spelling Jokes / Recent Jokes
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the more...
Kurt: I Spent 8 Hours Over My Spelling Book Last Night.
Teacher: It's Wonderful That You Spent So Much Time Studying.
Kurt: Who Said Anything About Studying? My Spelling Book Was Under My Bed When I Went To Sleep!
How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).