Spelling Jokes / Recent Jokes

one day teacher asked to mohan.
techer:mohan tell me the spelling of cat
mohan:C-A-i
teacher:wait cat does not have a I
mohan:if she does not have I how can she see

Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T

Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 ys)

Television mogul Aaron Spelling suffered a stroke over the weekend. In his long career, Spelling produced "Starsky and Hutch," "Charlie's Angels," "The Love Boat," "Fantasy Island," and Tori the Spoiled Skank.

How do you spell elephant? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it! "

Cheyenne, Wyoming- A Virginia man won his spelling bee 51 years after losing in the spelling bee as a 13-year old.
The man's winning word was osteoporosis.

Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then!