Stagecoach Jokes

An Irishman walks out of a bar. Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast. ” A sign over the men’s toilet at the bar reads: “We aim to please - you aim too please. ” What’s the difference between a Bartender and a toilet seat? - A toilet seat only has to deal with one asshole at a time. What’s the difference between a Bartender and a stagecoach driver. - A stagecoach driver only has to deal with the same four horses’ asses all day. A man walks into a bar waving a checkered flag. The barman says I hope your not going to start something with with that. A chicken walks into a bar, looks around and says to the barman “sorry’ wrong joke” A sign in the male loo reads “Please aim carefully as the hands that clean this trough make your dinner. ” A guy walks into a bar. A second guy walks into a bar. The third guy ducks. So a dyslexic walks into a bra. . . A guy walks out of a bar on the moon, complaining “The drinks were more...

I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right. The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse. Just before he rode off, I yelled out,"What was all that about?"He replied,"Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."

I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.Just before he rode off, I yelled out,"What was all that about?"He replied,"Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."

I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.

The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.

Just before he rode off, I yelled out,

"What was all that about?"

He replied,

"Nothing. It`s just a stage I`m going through."