Stallion Jokes

The farmer's stallion was galloping around the farm when he fell into a ditch the farmer had recently dug. He screamed for help and eventually got the attention of a local chicken. Realizing that the horse would die if he didn't lend a hand, he said, "Stay put, I'll go get my Porsche"
"You have a Porche?" Asked the Stallion
"Everyone has one nowadays." And the chicken was off. He returned twenty minutes later and tied a robe around the rear bumper and hauled the horse out of the pit.
The next week, the same chicken fell in the same ditch and cried for help. Along came the stallion. The stallion started masterbating until his member got hard and he stradled the ditch, allowing his cock to dangle down. The chicken grabbed ahold of it and climbed out of the ditch.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a porche to pick up chicks

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didnt show up at the church. He got colt feet

A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet

A farmer purchases a cute little filly for the purpose of racing her in the next season. When he gets the filly home, his old stallion smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust. The farmer doesn't want her to get knocked up, because she won't be able to race, so he calls the vet.
The vet tells him to tie a bed sheet around the filly's rump to keep the stallion away. So, the farmer does just that.
The next day, the farmer goes out to the corral to make sure the vet's solution worked, but the filly's nowhere to be found. The farmer follows her hoof trail to the neighbor's farm, where he sees the neighbor's son out by their barn.
"Hey boy, did you see a filly run by with a bedsheet tied around her rump?" the farmer asks.
The boy replies, "No sir, but one dashed past here early this morning with a handkerchief sticking out of her butt!"

Long ago in a Polish town there lived a wise Rabbi. One night a
peddler came to the Rabbi's house. "Rabbi," he said, "I am going to kill
myself!"
"Heaven, forbid!" cried the Rabbi, "What could make you have
such a sinful thought?"
"Is it better than I should starve to death!
Today my horse died and without a horse I cannot earn my living!"
"Look,"
said the Rabbi, "the Holy One, Blessed be He, will provide for you.
Tonight, at midnight, meet me at the stable of the Count." The peddler
had no idea what the Rabbi could mean, but obediently he arrived at
the Count's stables at 12 o'clock sharp. The Rabbi took him to one of
the stalls and told him to take the beautiful white stallion standing
there.
"Oy, vay!" said the peddler, "I can't do this, the Count will
have me hanged!"
"Don't worry," the Rabbi assured him, "take the more...