Stamp Jokes / Recent Jokes
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
"Stick with me and we'll go places."
Why do ducks have big, webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have big, flat feet? To stamp out flaming ducks.
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
Q. Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
A. Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
Yo Mama is like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away!
Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, "Please be careful with me—I'm a virgin."
The puzzled man replies, "But you've been married three times before."
"I know," she says. "My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it. And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was—God, I miss him."