Stamp Jokes / Recent Jokes

A 1918 "Jenny" postage stamp (mistakenly printed upside-down) was recently sold at auction.

The price? $86753.09

SADDAM HUSSEIN CALLED USA AND TOLD THEM ILL GIVE YOU $100,000,000 IF YOU MAKE A STAMP OF MY FACE... SO USA AGREAD. 2 WEAKS AFTER USA CALL BACK SADDAM AND SAY IAM SORRY THE STAMPS DID NOT WORK OUT, HE SAID WHY? THE PEOPLE ARE SPITTING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE STAMP.

Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality.The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearingcomplaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and becomefurious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and orderedhim to investigate the matter.The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, andthen reported on the problem to him.He said:" Sir, the stamp is really of international quality.The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"

A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call, so he asked her to quickly bare her stomach, then reached into his desk and took out a rubber stamp, which he pressed beside her navel. He then rushed off.
At home, she and her husband tried to read the tiny words printed on her belly, but they were too small. They then found a magnifying glass and tried to read the words; the stamp read: "When your husband can read this without his glasses, it's time to get yourself to the hospital!"

A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call, so he asked her to quickly bare her stomach, then reached into his desk and took out a rubber stamp, which he pressed beside her navel. He then rushed off.At home, she and her husband tried to read the tiny words printed on her belly, but they were too small. They then found a magnifying glass and tried to read the words; the stamp read: "When your husband can read this without his glasses, it's time to get yourself to the hospital!"

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden. The Warden said "Hey Sir, what ya huntin?" The man said "Ducks." The Warden said "Did ya have any luck?" He said "Got 3." The Warden said "Let Me see them." The Warden stuck his finger up the ducks butt, smelled it and said "This duck is from Ohio, do you have a stamp for it?" The Man gave him the stamp. The Warden picked up the 2nd duck did the same thing and said "Kentuky duck, got a stamp?" The man gave him the stamp. The Warden did the same thing with the last duck and said "Canada duck. Stamp?" The man gave him the stamp. Then the Warden said "Where you from anyway?" The man pulled down his pants and said "You're the expert, you tell me!"