Stamp Jokes / Recent Jokes
Once Santa Was Going On A Walk When He Saw An Ant. He Hated Ants And Was About To Stamp It.
Seeing This, The Ant Begged Him Not To Stamp It Today As It Was It's Birthday. Hearing This The Santa Picked The Ant And Said,"Ok, Let's Celebrate Your Birthday.
I'll Sing And You Dance. The Santa Then Started Clapping And Singing, "Happy Birthday To You!..." And Killed The Ant While Doing So
Britain has announced it will issue a stamp with the picture of "The Beatles" on it. Sources say Yoko Ono will tear off one-quarter of the stamp, discard the remaining three-quarters and make up the difference with assorted other stamps.
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearingcomplaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and becomefurious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and orderedhim to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, andthen reported on the problem to him. He said:" Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was curious about what the stamp was for so when they got home, he dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."