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A man goes onto Stars in there eyes, the audience clap wildley as as he walks onto the stage.
He is greeted by Mathew Kelly who introduces him as "Steve, a mechanic from Manchester". Steve gives a brief description of himself, and Mathew asks, " Who are you going to be tonight Steve?" To which he replies, "Tonight mathew i'm going to be Glen Miller."
Steve turns, walks up the steps, the sliding doors open, and he walks off into the mist... and no ones seen him since.
One night when Pedro and Roseeta were outside looking abvove at the stars, Pedro looked over at Roseeta and said, Roseeta my love i have known you for such a long time, can we play wee weech you? Roseeta replied no Pedro i want to look at the stars, Oh please Roseeta, can we please play wee weech you? Ok Pedro but just this once, Pedro leaned over and grabbed is Guiter and played, Wee weech you a Merry Christmas, Wee weech you a Merry Christmas, Wee weech you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy new Year.
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!
Once there was a man, whose servant didn't remember anything properly. One day in that man's house there was a robbery.
The man told his servant to inform the police that- Last night, the stars were shining, dogs were barking, one thief came and took my master's cow.
The servant went to the police station and said- Last night, the dogs were shining, the stars were barking, one cow came and stole my master's thief.
Once a man was coming home he saw the stars were shining, the dogs were barking at a thief who came and broke the wall and drove off. After sometime when the police arrived they asked the man what happened he said the stars were barking the dogs were shining a thief came and broke the car and drove the wall the police said from where you were coming he said from the doctor.