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Stephen Hawking has written another book, it's about time.

Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels10. "The Man Who Died of Old Age"9. "How Cujo Got His Groove Back"8. "Here's Another One I Cranked Out In An Afternoon"7. "Vacuumstarter"6. "The Scary Windowless Corridor Next To The Oval Office"5. "The Guy Who Accidentally Put Expired Milk In His Coffee --He Didn't Drink It, But What If He Did?" 4. "The Scariest Part of This Book Is My Picture On The Back Cover"3. "Inside the Kitchen At Your Local T. G. I. Friday's"2. "Hi I'm Your New Neighbor, Richard Simmons"1. "Satan's Independent Prosecutor"

Indiana Pacers guard Stephen Jackson recently apologized for an incident in which he fired a gun in the air outside a nightclub in self-defense.
Pacers coach Rick Carlisle defended Jackson, saying "This episode comes as no surprise to fans of our team. We've known for years that Stephen shoots well from downtown."

My penis is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
10. "The Man Who Died of Old Age"
9. "How Cujo Got His Groove Back"
8. "Here's Another One I Cranked Out In An Afternoon"
7. "Vacuumstarter"
6. "The Scary Windowless Corridor Next To The Oval Office"
5. "The Guy Who Accidentally Put Expired Milk In His Coffee -
He Didn't Drink It, But What If He Did?"
4. "The Scariest Part of This Book Is My Picture On The Back Cover"
3. "Inside the Kitchen At Your Local T.G.I. Friday's"
2. "Hi I'm Your New Neighbor, Richard Simmons"
1. "Satan's Independent Prosecutor"