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The Stork family sits down to dinner. The momma stork asks the daddy stork,' So how was your day dear?'

' Well', he replied,' I flew North and South all day, making people happy. And how was your day?'

She answers,' Pretty much the same. I flew East and West making families happy.'

They both turn to junior Stork,' And how was your day?', they asked.

Junior Stork tells them,' I had a blast, I flew all over scaring the hell out of college students!'

The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such an early time she replies, "From the stork of course!" The little guy thinks for a fewseconds and then asks, "But mom, who fucks the stork?"